if ur looking for me i’ll be in the trash
we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.
give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe
“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves
why do straight boys think their opinion on girls clothes matters at all….. do they really think their nike socks and cargo shorts grant them authority on fashion….. get out of my face
have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other